If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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