I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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