well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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