I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
How does one acquire holy water?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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