Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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