I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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