I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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