Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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