So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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