she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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