My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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