eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Shame - the story of my life.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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