Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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