you win again, gameday.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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