Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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