They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
