You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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