Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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