i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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