she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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