I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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