Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
So many bounce houses so little time
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
