false alarm. still invincible.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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