i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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