she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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