But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Dicks are not precious.
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