I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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