Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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