I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We have so much sex to catch up on
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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