Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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