I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
