she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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