dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
