I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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