David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Say something about gay babies.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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