is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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