I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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