So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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