i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Your cock deserves a montage
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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