Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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