When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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