The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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