lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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