as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Four minutes until I can fart!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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