why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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