i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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