no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Randomize
