he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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