did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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