do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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