am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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